I’ve been thinking that, by virtue of its intentional vagueness, Florida’s law is also a “don’t say straight” bill. Wouldn’t it be worthwhile for a FL family to sue a school when a teacher introduces (or shows affection to) his or her opposite sex spouse to a classroom… or a fairy tale love story is read in class? That would cause a media frenzy and expose the true intent and hypocrisy of this mean-spirited legislation.