Exactly. Imagine one of these entitled whiners having to cross deserts, hack through jungles, and/or swim across raging rivers to escape repression and death threats, only to be conned into a plane ride to Martha’s Vineyard. Oh, dear! That would surely make their tender, sensitive children feel bad about themselves.

Getting all riled up about a movie about a feminist doll? Evidently, they haven’t noticed that the planet’s about to burst into flames!