72 didn’t sound right… primarily because that would make me older than Cher. And I remember taking my high school girlfriend to a Sonny and Cher concert. They were married, already headlining superstars and I was in 11th grade. I also remember being blown away when Cher turned 70 and was still performing in revealing costumes. That was in 2016.

As I wasn’t a math major, I turned to Wikipedia for help… Cher is 76, which (if her boy toy is actually 37) makes her more than twice the young man’s age. Nice work if you can get it, I guess.